Here are a couple that I've learned throughout my lifetime.
Great for Thanksgiving:
What did the momma turkey say to her child?
Gobble ji ma ~ gobble 지마
Don't fool around.
Why did the ice cube not cross the road?
Cha ga wuh suh ~ 처가 워서.
It was too cold / A car came.
What do you get when you put a jacket in the blender?
Jamba Juice ~ 잠바 juice
Coat Juice/The store: Jamba Juice
What do you get when you throw a piece of bread against the wall?
Bbang ~ 빵
Bread.
Warning: This one is pretty long
There was a group of four friends; all of whom happened to meet a genie. The genie promised to grant each one a wish. So, the first person wished to be a big, strong cow. The guy after wanted to be a quick and swift bird. The third friend wanted to be a mouse, to be able to sneak around. The final friend claimed he wanted to be a combination of all three to surpass them all. What did he become?
So Sae Ji ~ 소새지.
Sausage (with a fob accent).
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